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0 kudos 2008-09-04 17:08:15 op Heldendom
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Gomoses:
To the girl from Gerts on Saturday night Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-04-30, 6:45PM MDT

I was the tattooed, horny guy with a ripped body. I bought you drinks all night long and you broke my bank. Then at closing, you asked me to come over to your place and gave me a woody. After more beers there you pulled me into your room and started really getting me worked up. You shove my hand into your pants and the whole time pretend to be a little innocent girl saying, "oh no, not on first date", all the while the coating on my finger, your mouth on my tongue, tells me your body says yes. Then you say you're gonna pass out and I told you, "That's ok, you can just lay here while I fondle and cuddle with you". You agreed and kissed me again and teased me some more. So what do you expect when you woke up in the morning? It's not like we met at church. You always said you like "bad boys", right? Consider the crap as repayment for a shitty night. The beer I took doesn't begin to make up for the drinks I bought you. Now send me $50 or I'll email the pics of me jacking off on your face to your coworkers and family.

PS. I hope to see you out this Saturday night..